Dua Aur Baddua

Delhi...a magical city of quick fixes

A sweet cocktail of acidic mixes

Wide roads and patli galiyan

Studs and hunks and sexy phuljhadiyan

Skyscrapers beside rotten slums

Bhains ka doodh and beers and rums

Splashing away in boutiques and malls

Then bargaining at Janpath for tops and shawls

Sweet to your face, oh so polite

Turn your back, and we are deadlier than dynamite

In this city of riches and power, honey

Everyone can turn gobar into money

And once when I was asked, "Oh Miss!

Which is the best business to put in bucks?"

Without batting my eyelids and without a miss

I promptly opened my lips and replied thus:

Bhikhari ki dukaan is of course the best!

The most innovative, and a cut above the rest

A business of dua and baddua is all it takes,

with zero investment, to dig profit's lakes

And its cheap on the pockets of the customers too

Let me give you an example very true:

For the first ten bucks, Maai, tujhe sunder pati mile

For the second ten bucks, Bibiji, teri jodi bani rahe

For the third ten bucks and clutching your feet

Teri godh mein ho chand sa lalla, saasu gaye tere geet

And when you fail to pay up, they kick your shins

And curse your thirty-bucks-relationship to the bins!

But of course it helps, if you are seeking a divorce

Because for another ten bucks, you are freed of your remorse

And thus the lakhs of rupees spent from wedding to divorce

Are handled by the humble beggar in forty bucks, senor :)

Until later, Cuidate!

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