Thursday, December 22, 2011

Pyara Phatka


Ye maarmik gaatha hai uss ladki ki jise har holiday par apne pyare furniture ki dusting karni padti hai. Pathakon se anurodh hai ki iss dukh bhari gaatha ko padhkar we royein nahi!

( This is the heart-wrenching story of the girl who has to dust the immense beloved furniture on holidays, no matter what. Readers are requested not to cry after reading this sad story!)

Phatke! Mere pyare phatke!
Tu meri nazron mein khatke
Mere har weekend ki har subah
Tujh par he aakar hai atke!

Sardi kadake ki ho ya garmi sakht
Ya chahe ho pareeksha ka waqt
Mere hath mein phir bhi latke
Tu hamesha, o mere pyare phatke!

Ek pyari lazy holiday ki subah ka maza
Tujhe dekhte he khaye jhatke
Aur itne sare bhari bharkam furniture se
Mere gale ne kai sookhe ghoont hain gatke!

Sahastra saalon (years) ka sisila ye
Ki maine aur kuch na seekha siwa tere, phatke!
Perfect-Woman-Crash-Course mein hum kaise badhein aage
jab hum tum sada saath he satkein!

Par tu toh sala mast maula hai
Kamine tujhe kya fark padta hai
Mere dard...meri taqleef ko dekhkar
Tu harami BC khushi se matke!

Lekin aisa bhi aega ek din
Jab tere kardungi main tukde!
Aur sojaungi rajai taankar
Chahe furniture bane kachde ke dabbe!


Until later, Cuidate!


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12 comments:

  1. hahahahha...I definitely wanna know aunty's response to dis :P :D

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  2. Special mention to my lovely mother, who told me ALL the rhyming words of "phatke"

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  3. archika... that left me speechless...trust me you are the best writer that I know (and I know a lot of them)...it is osom

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  4. thank u :) though this ws a lame attempt of mine :P

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  5. Hang over hai tumhe dusting ka :P

    Cutting machine ko jiss prem se tumne saaf kiya..mera toh dill touch ho gaya by god ki kasam :') XD :P

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  6. meri mom ki training kaam ayi machine shop mein :')

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  7. Nice, i would like to mention that wen i read "pathakon se anurodh hai" i first thought pathakon=crackers :P
    Happy New Year! and Keep up the happy mood throughout the year. :D

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  8. thanks :) and that is how i read it too when i reviewed it n found it amusing, so i let it be ;D
    Happy New Year to u as well! :D

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  9. Aapke kalam ne bahut marmsparshi dhang se mere bhi hridaya mein chhupi vyatha ko prakat kiya hai. Aapka bahut dhanyavaad!

    This was entertaining, as always!

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  10. Khushi hai ki har abala ke dil mein chupe marm ko main ujagar kar payi tatha uski peeda ko shabd de payi ;) Thanks for the comment :D

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  11. hahahaha.. pyara se zyada toh bichara hai phatka :P

    aapki hindi bhi utni hi umda aur witty hai.. :)

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    1. my mom helped with the rhyming words for this one :)

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