The Secret Society of Surreal Socks

Macho men with their mustaches
Burly brutes with their beards
Lovely lasses with their lashes
And wiry wizards very weird

Nagging nannies with nincompoops
Perfect professionals with papers
Surly sous chefs with steamy soups
And sorry slaves in skyscrapers

They all share a secret spirit
Hidden away from prying eyes
Beneath the layers of drab outfit
Smile gleeful socks in disguise!

Gaping from a tweed pant leg
Peeping from a pastel skirt
Glancing through plaid and rag
And from under hems with dirt

Surreal socks of all sizes!
Popping up in pretty pinks
Ravishing reds, purple prizes
Bustling about in blue blinks!

Yodeling in yolk yellows
Grinning in green glimmers
Blowing by like burgundy bellows
And sashaying in scarlet shimmers

Spreading joy in secret splashes
Warming feet and hearts
Is the Society of Surreal Socks
As Secret as silent farts!