The More I Imagine The More I Know

I imagine touching the fabric of the universe

And I appreciate more the soil below my feet

I imagine hearing nature's mystic verse

And then I know the miracle of my own heart's beat

I imagine the vivid colours of a rainbow

And then I applaud a painter's show

I imagine my palms to be the source of snow

And then I know winter's stunning icy glow

I imagine myself in a good life ahead

With a lot of cash, a cottage, and a car

But then I know it won't come easy

And I prepare to work hard to go that far

I imagine being with the love of my life

And keeping all my friends very close

But when I wander alone most of the time

Then I know I've neglected more than I chose

When I imagine wrong being done to me

The more I know what compassion means

And then I imagine being in the shoes of others

Thus I understand how deeply they feel

And Einstein had once rightly said so

"Knowledge yes, but imagination is definitely the way to go"

And I agree, I don't know much physics though,

That the more I imagine, the more I know

Until later, Cuidate!

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Its A Virtual World!

First they said the world was flat.

Then they said the world was round.

Then they said it was a small world to be in.

And now I say, it's small enough to fit in a screen!

The following is a chat conversation between me and my bestestest friend forever, Mehr. She loves me dearly. Even from another country, she never fails to enquire after my well-being, albeit after solving the mystery about toilets... :p

I have taken the liberty to publish this conversation without her permission since she has exams from Monday, and was, thus, unavailable online. All the best, Mehr! 3:)

neha: :D

11:42 AM why are toilet flush handles on the left sidE?

me: umm

socha nhi kabhi

neha: kitni sochne waali baat hai naa

har jagah

left side par hi flush hota hai!!

me: dekh reasn ye ho sakta hai ki

11:43 AM jb hum flush karne k liye mudte hai

toh wo hamare liye right bann jata hai

n 90% ppl r ryt handed

neha: hmm...

nice answer!!

:P

11:44 AM yaar

lekin agar uth kar flush karen toh left hua naa

:P

me: right hua

11:45 AM neha: haaaaan!!

:P

thnks!

main yeh subah se soch rhi thi

:P

11:46 AM ohh..btw

kaise hai?

:P

howz everything?

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Google The Spy

Does Google see every damned thing you do? YES!!! :-/

Patent Wars

A joke I cracked

and laughed the entire gang

and then I commented, nonchalantly

"Just made that up, good na really?"

Then walked up my pal from behind

and smacked my twin-hind

"Hey!", I screamed

"You...", she seethed

and said:

"That punchline was mine

You stole it, you swine!"

Thus caught, ashamed and insulted

I watched TV at night

and realized to my surprise

it was neither hers, nor mine

the joke was actually Simpson's line!

Your grab, nor mine, hah! Take that!

Homer won the patent war, you cunning cat!

Until later, Cuidate!

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Dua Aur Baddua

Delhi...a magical city of quick fixes

A sweet cocktail of acidic mixes

Wide roads and patli galiyan

Studs and hunks and sexy phuljhadiyan

Skyscrapers beside rotten slums

Bhains ka doodh and beers and rums

Splashing away in boutiques and malls

Then bargaining at Janpath for tops and shawls

Sweet to your face, oh so polite

Turn your back, and we are deadlier than dynamite

In this city of riches and power, honey

Everyone can turn gobar into money

And once when I was asked, "Oh Miss!

Which is the best business to put in bucks?"

Without batting my eyelids and without a miss

I promptly opened my lips and replied thus:

Bhikhari ki dukaan is of course the best!

The most innovative, and a cut above the rest

A business of dua and baddua is all it takes,

with zero investment, to dig profit's lakes

And its cheap on the pockets of the customers too

Let me give you an example very true:

For the first ten bucks, Maai, tujhe sunder pati mile

For the second ten bucks, Bibiji, teri jodi bani rahe

For the third ten bucks and clutching your feet

Teri godh mein ho chand sa lalla, saasu gaye tere geet

And when you fail to pay up, they kick your shins

And curse your thirty-bucks-relationship to the bins!

But of course it helps, if you are seeking a divorce

Because for another ten bucks, you are freed of your remorse

And thus the lakhs of rupees spent from wedding to divorce

Are handled by the humble beggar in forty bucks, senor :)

Until later, Cuidate!

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The Scarlet Marriage

A poem I wrote for a school competition when I was fifteen. (entry rejected :p)

Nested in the blazing sands and dusts of the Thar

Together lived men of all religions and castes

There was a village mosque, and a village temple

Where prayers were offered everyday in ample

They passed each other, and passed a smile

"O! How happy we are!", together they cried

For happy they indeed were, day and night

They shared everything, but never a fight

Those men were 'liberal, noble and good'

God would have blessed them, if he could!

But, alas, in that village lived a couple

Whose love had landed them into trouble

The girl was Allah's own daughter

And the boy was a Hindu follower

But this small difference angered the temple priest

And the outraged mullah condemned the boy's creed

The two 'noble' heads declared a war

And out were drawn lathis, guns and swords

The blood thirsty crowd ran with weapons in hand

The swords rattled away and the guns banged

By the end of the day there was blood everywhere

No mercy shown and no body left to spare

On that bloody evening, sitting on the bloody ground

Was a terrified mother with painful cuts all around

She sat beside her dead children and cried:

"Such a cruel crime in broad daylight!

Bodies were slashed, blood shed, and stones were hurled

They killed the men and violated poor girls

God! You gave them everything, pride and money

But not even an ounce of peace and harmony!"

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All My Love

What was it that you had wanted from me

I’m sorry if I couldn’t give it to thee

I tried my level best

To give you all that’s left

All my love, all my care

Take it, before I’m not there…

Until later, Cuidate!

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